Jokes for the Perfect Occasion: Thanksgiving

The Reappearing Turkey

A man and his wife bought 12 turkeys, hoping to get them fat so they could sell them for Thanksgiving. Soon they sell all of them, except for a turkey that was too small, and too old. The man decides to drop it off by a nearby lake. When he returns home he see’s the turkey in his garage. With a surprised look on the man’s face, he decides to drop it off at a vacant lot. When he returns, the turkey reappeared again. So he keeps trying, and trying to get rid of it. Dropping it off further and further. But to his luck, it kept appearing in his garage. So after he had enough, he drives for 5 hours in the middle of nowhere  and leaves it.  Hours later he calls his wife and asks, “is the turkey in the garage?”   The wife responds, “yes it is.” The man says, “great, I need directions to get back home.”

For Goodness GRACEious!

A fox sneaks into a farm and corners a turkey. The turkey then pleads for its life and says, “don’t eat me dear fox, wait a couple of days, so I can get fat, and taste better.” “Fine, but I’ll be back in one week,” said the fox A week passes by and the fox returns, ready to eat the fat turkey. The turkey says, “if you eat me now the owner of the farm will get angry, and come after you. Wait until he leaves to buy food on Thanksgiving.” The fox says, “okay, I’ll wait until he leaves, then I’ll eat you.” The day comes, and the fox is ready to eat the poor turkey. The fox says, “any more reasons on why I shouldn’t eat you now?” The turkey replies, “well you haven’t said grace yet.”